Why is Bali the Best Place to be?

Affordable, great climate year around, possibility to train (even outrageous amounts) outdoors year around without extreme UV-exposure or rain (because of the roof at BVA). Access to world class gyms with bustling health conscious communities, and almost any food one can think of. Possibility to eat out every meal without breaking the budget. Affordable massages (as low as 5.5 euros/hour). Access to very good physiotherapists. Unique possibility to during the period december-march be able to more or less on a daily basis decide whether one wants to train in windless or almost windless conditions at BVA, or in quite strong one directional wind at the beach (makes deliberate wind training possible in a way that might not exist anywhere else in the world.) Possibility to train/play at any time between 7am to 10pm any day because of the sun and rain blocking (but high) roof at BVA, as well as good lighting in the after sunset hours.